Two men have already coughed at me in the past few minutes at the Broadway train station in South Boston; South Boston, which got a lot of attention after "Good Will Hunting" and is getting to be less recognizable all the time. I bet there are a lot of people who lived in this neighborhood when "Good Will Hunting" was being filmed who could never afford to live here now.
Ben Affleck and Matt Damon:
Maybe someday I'll be able to stay employed long enough to serve your kids fries through a drivethrough. By then, McDonald's will probably have pictures of my vagina printed on cups, napkins, straws and Happy Meal boxes, which I'll just have to live with FOREVER, SINCE THIS S--- IS NOT OVER!
Who am I kidding? I wouldn't last a week at a drivethrough; think of all the people who'd drive through to harass me. The manager might forgive one incident of my throwing someone's milkshake at him/her with only the window of the building between me, the tormenter and a lawsuit, but "understanding" is not the same thing as doing something about it.
As bad as my life is, I feel sorry for you. At least I don't keep insisting I'm right when it's obvious that I'm wrong.
Copyright L. Kochman, November 2, 2014 @ 2:01 p.m.
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