John Mayer

January 15, 2015

You seem to have spent a large part of Tuesday trying to think of ways to be offensive.  Meanwhile, I was not looking you up on my phone, not listening to your music, and not doing anything except assuming that you were back together with Katy Perry and that there was nothing for me to do about it except wish you both happiness and continue to get over what there was to get over.  Tuesday was probably the day when I paid the least attention to you during the time span of the past month.

You had, and have, no reason to be hateful and vicious; not that there's ever a reason to be those things.

I won't forget the way you have treated me.  You'll notice that I didn't forget the way your predecessors treated me, even when their behavior improved and my anger was less acute.  You got one more chance than I thought I was going to give you, and it was your last.

Copyright L. Kochman, January 15, 2015 @ 5:25 a.m./addition @ 5:49 a.m./edited @ 5:53 a.m./addition @ 5:58 a.m.