John Mayer

January 16, 2015

It seems as if your goal was to be as mean and miserable as you possibly could think to be, to end whatever ambivalence or confusion there was about the situation.  I know, because you have shown me, that my feelings and the things that I care about are of no concern to you.  I can tell you, though, that your attempting to be polite would have gotten your message across and not caused me to feel that I had to defend myself against your hateful behavior.  I was NOT attempting to get you to date me instead of Katy Perry, and you know that.  

You knew that all you had to do to get the conglomerate to attack me was to attack me yourself, and to act like I was just stupid and clingy.  What do you have to say about hacking my phone?  Are you really so conceited that you think that it's my privilege to have you invade my privacy that way?  You should know that there was nothing that could have happened between us that would have stopped me from telling you that you had to stop doing that.  I don't want to date people who don't respect me.

You win the prize for being the most ungracious celebrity with whom I have interacted so far.  Considering the generally crass, demanding and self-centered behavior of conglomerate celebrities, it says a lot that you earned that award.

Copyright L. Kochman, January 16, 2015 @ 8:34 p.m./edited @ 8:36 p.m.