Ryan Phillippe is dating Paulina Slagter, even though she is and always was too young for him.
John Mayer is dating Katy Perry, even though he has not yet ceased to show that he hasn't forgotten about his interest in dating me.
Jonathan Rhys Meyers is in Morocco with his fiancée. They are not broken up.
I am the bad guy because...?
Sarcasm Alert:
I'm sorry, I forgot. I'm ALWAYS the bad guy. Every good thing I ever do is ignored, minimized and quickly forgotten. Every misstep is written in indelible ink and mentioned all day, every day, forever. It's all right to accuse me of anything, because if I'm not doing something bad now, I will do something bad as soon as the pressure of being treated like a bad person gets to me.
All of this is the way things should be. The conglomerate correctly identified me as a permanent menace to society in 2010, and its treatment of me is what's necessary to keep me in line.
End of Sarcasm Alert
Copyright L. Kochman, February 5, 2015 @ 7:46 a.m.
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