September 2, 2014
"PLEASE DON'T SUE OR INCARCERATE ME, RICH PEOPLE!"
Did anyone actually need Google Translate for that one?
Wouldn't the world be a more HONEST place if there were an online translator for all sorts of things?
I suppose the "Detect Language" would always be an officially recognized language, with the word "Ostensibly" in front of it.
For example, the detect language for Mr. Hilton's apology would be "Ostensibly English."
The language into which his apology would be translated would be "Insincere, Terrified Grovel," and, through the miracle of modern technology, you'd have the meaning of his heartfelt words.
Copyright L. Kochman, September 2, 2014 @ 4:11 p.m.
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