Mr. September

August 4, 2014

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Esquire Definition

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n. noun

1. A man or boy who is a member of the gentry in England ranking directly below a knight.
2. Used as an honorific usually in its abbreviated form, especially after the name of an attorney or a consular officer.
   Jane Doe, Esq.; John Doe, Esq.
3. In medieval times, a candidate for knighthood who served a knight as an attendant and a shield bearer.
   
   
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   esquire (ɪˈskwaɪə) —n: 1. chiefly (Brit) a title of respect, usually abbreviated Esq, placed after a ...
   
   
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   August 4, 2014
   
   
   I have said before that I don't choose articles or excerpts for code purposes.  I don't think that I have mentioned it at this blog before, which is why I'm saying it now.
   
   
   Robert Pattinson:
   
   
   A dynamic that I hated and that occurred as soon as I started interacting online with you and Kristen Stewart in 2010 was this:
   
   
   -you would hit on me, then feel rejected
   
   
   -Ms. Stewart would understandably get angry that you were hitting on me; then she would direct her anger at me and be mean to me
   
   
   -feeling rejected by me, you would also be mean to me
   
   
   That dynamic continued throughout the entire course of your relationship with Ms. Stewart, and not insignificantly contributed to the murderous hysteria that the conglomerate created around me.
   
   
   Her fears about me were always unfounded; I would never have taken you from her.
   
   
   Also; I have never had the slightest trouble resisting you.  I knew, from the beginning, that you're not the guy for me.
   
   
   The September Esquire article about you neglects to mention that you publicly hit on me and a lot of other women, at least since 2010, and that neither you nor the rest of the conglomerate seemed to think that the conglomerate's lack of criticism of you and other conglomerate males who similarly disrespected their girlfriends or wives to be incongruous with mercilessly deriding me as Slut Of All Time.
   
   
   This is a quote from the Esquire article; it's you talking about demanding behavior in the entertainment industry:
   
   
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   And people just accept it?
   “Well, yes, but it’s not like you get away with it. This actress was doing a scene in the bath and she kept complaining about the temperature, how it was too hot or too cold. So everyone pissed in it and put a bunch of bubble bath in afterwards so you couldn’t smell it! This stuff happens. That’s why I avoid asking for anything. I don’t want to get anyone’s piss on me.”
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   August 4, 2014
   You don't want to get anyone's pee on you; did you mean that literally or metaphorically?  It seems to me that you and everyone else who is part of the conglomerate are more than happy to be the Pee-ers.  You just don't want to be the Peed Upon; in fact, particularly conglomerate celebrities seem to think that it is their destiny to Pee Upon, and to think that the Peed Upon are merely fulfilling their own, necessary destiny, and that it is even a privilege for the Peed Upon to be anointed by Pee-ers at your level.  For example, that's what you're all thinking when you hack my phone, isn't it?  You're thinking "Who wouldn't want her phone hacked by movie stars?"  I won't take the time to list all of the other sickening things that have happened to me because the conglomerate has excused its behavior with similar smug, nasty, hypocritical nonreasoning; I list those things and document the effects of them on my life every day, and the conglomerate couldn't care less.
   This is another quote from the Esquire article:
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   Besides, his next door neighbour is Suge Knight, the former CEO of Death Row Records. The same Knight who was entrenched in the Bloods gang of Compton, who would carry out his own beatings, and who has done his share of prison. “He’s really nice!” Robert says. “I see him playing catch with his kid and stuff. And he lives in this nice little cottage, it’s really tasteful!”
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   August 4, 2014
   
   Sarcasm Alert:
   Thank you for helping me find the word to describe the conglomerate:  tasteful.  I never knew just how to describe it before now.
   End of Sarcasm Alert

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