Thursday, December 25, 2014

John Mayer

December 25, 2014

Please post a picture of a postal service truck with claws if what you're trying to say is that you want delivery guys to stalk me because you hate me.  Otherwise, I'll decide that's not what you mean.

Also; you need your eyes checked.

Also; headlights.  Ew.  You're such a GUY.

I'm smart, you know?  I don't deserve this, or the rest of it; not that dumb women deserve it, either, whether they know it or not.


Copyright L. Kochman, December 25, 2014 @ 3:31 p.m.

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