John Mayer

December 7, 2014

I have thought before of deleting the Polyvore pages that I wrote, months ago, about you and Katy Perry. I finally decided not to do that, not because I wanted to invade your privacy, but because I was concerned that whatever people who like to speak ill of me might say about them would or could be exaggerated or totally false, and that it was important to maintain the public record of what I had actually written.

When I read them again several weeks ago. I realized that they are a near-hopeless jumble of conflicting ideas.  I can't help laughing about it now, even though I'm sure that both of you are far from fond of them.  I'm sorry about that; I was only trying to help, except for when I was angry and didn't care if you both lived happily ever after being digested by the crater-stomach in whatever Star Wars movie had that creature.

I just looked at the first, few pages of your website.  Are you trying to be racist, or do you not realized that you're being racist and gross?

The conglomerate excels at being bigoted and gross.  It has a knack for those things, unfortunately.


Copyright L. Kochman, December 7, 2014 @ 2:09 p.m.