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July 22, 2014

May 3, 2014:  Joe Manganiello meets Sofia Vergara at the White House Correspondents Dinner, probably while everyone there is making and laughing at jokes about what a slut they have told the world that I am.

May 23, 2014:  Ms. Vergara publicly announces that she and her then-fiancé will be spending time apart.

June 30, 2014:  People Magazine names Mr. Manganiello Hottest Bachelor!  I know that's the People Magazine Standard of Notation, to capitalize words such as "Hottest" and "Bachelor" and add exclamation points.  With the article about the Hottest Bachelor! People publishes at least a paragraph of Mr. Manganiello talking about his Celebrity Crush!  Sofia Vergara!  People Magazine seems to regularly publish quotes from interviewees talking about their Celebrity Crushes!  People Magazine doesn't seem to think that publishing those types of quotes is incongruous with calling me a slut.  The conglomerate never seems to think that anything it does is incongruous with calling me a slut.

By the first week in July, Mr. Manganiello and Ms. Vergara are publicly dating.  They are the conglomerate's Hottest! Couple!

Ms. Vergara was a spokesperson for Comcast XFINITY starting in the summer of 2011, which was probably when the first SICK, SADISTIC, ILLEGAL videos filmed of me in the bathroom of a homeless shelter in Vermont had been circulating Hollywood and the rest of the conglomerate for a while.  I left the Vermont State Hospital and went to stay at that homeless shelter at the end of March, 2011.

Ms. Vergara's Facebook has pictures of her New!  Jewelry!  Collection!  For!  Kay!  Jewelers!  One of the pictures shows a necklace with a silver triangle on top of a gold circle.

Dates and uninterpreted events for this page were informed by People Magazine, the Huffington Post, Ms. Vergara's Facebook, and other Internet sources that are available to the general public.

Of course, the title of this page is ironic. Am I explaining too much now?  Does the conglomerate feel that I have insulted its intelligence?


Copyright, with noted exceptions, L. Kochman, July 22, 2014 @ 10:45 a.m.