"More" is conglomerate code for the idea of me dating Ben Affleck.
"Now" is conglomerate code for the idea of me dating Matt Damon.
I have never dated either of those men, nor will I ever date either of them.
The conglomerate never stops attacking me for what it likes to interpret as my attempts to attract celebrities. Then, the conglomerate takes the code words that it has created from my innocent conversation and uses those words to promote the celebrities whom it has accused me of trying to attract. Then, when I try to use language in a normal way, the conglomerate starts accusing me again.
Sarcasm Alert
All of that is fun! I hope it never stops; I want to live like this for the rest of my life!
End of Sarcasm Alert
Copyright L. Kochman, February 9, 2015 @ 4:18 p.m.
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