"Get convicted of rape, and you can meet the mayor!"

September 10, 2014

That's how ABC's "America This Morning" responded to the page that I wrote last night about the YMCA.  The title of this page is not how the show described its story about Mike Tyson and the mayor of Toronto.  I'm not sure if the person narrating the story meant to say that the mayor and the convicted rapist "complemented" each other or "complimented" each other; the lobby is loud as soon as people are awake in the morning. I was several yards away from the television and happened to see some of the usually garbled closed captioning, which said that the mayor and the convicted rapist "complimented each other."

This is one of the pictures that I took with my phone over the past few weeks and haven't published before.  It is of a poster that was on the bulletin board in the women's locker room at the YMCA:

I don't know how long the contact person whose name is on the poster has worked at that Y.  "Kelly" is conglomerate code for "Kill Lena," though.  I don't know when my phone will stop being hacked; not soon, if the conglomerate doesn't want to stop.

Preceding the story about Mike Tyson and the mayor of Toronto were stories about a boy with the last name of Kelly who survived an alligator attack, a thief who fell asleep wearing a gray shirt, and a giant squid.

"Oh say can you see" was the title of the story that was being shown while I wrote the first part of this page.  It was a story about children.

Also while I wrote the first part of this page, there was an ad for a financial services business, talking about its retirement division and saying that the business has changes its name to "VOYA."  "VOYA" was then shown on the screen in gold letters.

While I wrote the last part of this page, there was a Jeep ad on television, with music that sounded like Michael Jackson's.

Copyright L. Kochman, September 10, 2014 @ 5:11 a.m.